I thought I would give this a shot.

We like long walks along the beach...  We love our dogs, and we help with many Ohio charities.  So on and so on...  Go to our site and learn more about us.  Then, give us your info and maybe we can move forward.  If not, you can always go with a direct rep.  (by swiping right)

Click on the picture, it will take you to our site.  Then you will look at the cool things we do, the customers we currently work with, and then you can contact us.  Pretty simple.